Artemis Fowl. You’ve probably heard the name.
If Internet rumours are to be believed, he’s responsible for every major crime of the new century. If you haven’t heard of young Artemis, the you’re lucky. You’ll sleep better not knowing that someone like him is out there. But if you must know, if curiosity is eating away at you, as it did at me, then let’s start at the beginning…
In this, the story of Artemis’ first encounter with the fairy People, you’ll find out how he hatched a plot to restore his family’s fortune. You’ll read how he discovered a world below ground of armed and dangerous fairies, farting dwarfs and mind-blowing technology. And you’ll learn how, by kidnapping Captain Holly Short of the Lower Elements Police, Artemis almost triggered a cross-species war.
Still with me? Well, strap in, adventurers – you’ve never read anything quite like this…
Yours in deep cover,
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer is my favorite book ever. EVER! I read it for the first time when I was fourteen years old and have been reading the series ever since. I’ve re-read the book over and over again. I can’t even remember how many times I have read it but by now this book feels like an old friend and it’s just as amazing as when I read it the first time. Now that I’ve re-read it once again, I think it’s time for a review!
When Holly Short gets abducted by Artemis Fowl II, a child prodigy from Ireland because he wants to ransom her for fairy gold, the book really gets going. The fairies are amazed by everything that Artemis knows about the People but they’re definitely not giving up on Holly and are determined to resque her and keep the gold in the meantime. But it seems that Artemis is always two steps ahead of them…
Artemis sort of is an antagonist. He’s no hero, and as is stated in the book: you can’t romanticize him. This is absolutely true. And yet, I can’t help but root for him. But on the other hand I also end up rooting for the fairies, especially Holly. You kind of just want both Artemis and Holly to win, whatever they’re fighting for. Artemis definitely is a one of a kind characters. I have literally never read about any character like him. He’s twelve years old and a prodigy. No matter how many times I read this book, I’m always blown away by his genius (of should I say Eoin Colfer’s genius?). In any case, he’s probably my favorite fictional character ever created and I’m pretty sure it will never ever change.
Holly is also one of my favorite characters. I love everything she stands for and even though there aren’t that many female characters in his books, when there is, you can bet she’ll end up having a very strong personality and being able to kick butt. So, yeah… that’s Holly. She may be small but she can kick anyone’s ass and is the first female on the LEPrecon squad + she has a feisty and reckless personality. Gotta love her!
Personally, I think that this book has the greatest set of characters ever. Artemis and Holly aside, we also have Butler, Juliet, Commander Root and Foaly. I just love Butler. He always has Artemis’s back and to me, he feels more like a father to Artemis than anything else. Juliet is Butlers teenage sister and she’s simply a riot! Commander Root is simply epic. You definitely don’t want to get on his bad side and Foaly is just brilliance itself. He’s a centaur, a bit crazy and I love his wit!
So do I have to say more? Artemis Fowl is a brilliant book. That’s the way it just is. Eoin Colfer writes fast-paced, witty and sometimes even touching scenes. Is it any wonder he’s my favorite author ever?
“If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.”
“Too much damned TV. Thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes.”
“That’s professor Moriarty,” corrected Foaly.
“Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”
“Trust me. I’m a genius.”
Eoin Colfer (pronounced Owen) was born in Wexford on the South-East coast of Ireland in 1965, where he and his four brothers were brought up by his father (an elementary school teacher, historian and artist of note) and mother (a drama teacher). He first developed an interest in writing in primary (elementary) school with gripping Viking stories inspired by history he was learning in school at the time!
After leaving school he got his degree from Dublin university and qualified as a primary school teacher, returning to work in Wexford. He married in 1991 and he and his wife spent about 4 years between 1992 and 1996 working in Saudi Arabia, Tunisia and Italy. His first book, Benny and Omar, was published in 1998, based on his experiences in Tunisia; it has since been translated into many languages. A sequel followed in 1999, followed by some other books (see below). Then in 2001 the first Artemis Fowl book was published and he was able to resign from teaching and concentrate fully on writing.
He says, “I will keep writing until people stop reading or I run out of ideas. Hopefully neither of these will happen anytime soon. He lives in Ireland with his wife and two children.