Title: A Plump of Woodcocks
Author: Suanne Laqueur
Publication: Expected publication: February 14th 2020
Genre: Romance, MM Romance, LGBT
Purchase it on: Amazon
So this is another f**ktn of gratuitous boning with the Venery boys.
That’s it, that’s the blurb. If you’re new here, you’ve been warned. This is pure, shameless fluff. It doesn’t fit anywhere or take the place of anything in the Venery novels. It just is what it is.
The bathroom was steamy and dark, a lit candle on the edge of the sink. Jav lolled in the tub, his hair slicked back. Stef brought in more candles and poured out two shots of rum to chug, then more generous tots to sip. He sat on the bathmat and read out loud. Jav rested an arm on the ledge of the tub, cheek on his bicep, damp fingers playing with a fold of Stef’s shirt. The walls of the little room drew close. Even the fixtures seemed to lean on their elbows and listen.
“This is nice,” Jav said softly, drawing up Stef’s neck and behind his ear.
For people who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they will like. Contains adults being nice to each other in adult situations using adult language.
Another fuckton of gratuitous boning with the Venery boys is not something I’d say no too. So yeah I practically jumped on the chance to read and review A Plump of Woodcocks. This book a compilation of deleted scenes that didn’t make it in the books and I couldn’t have loved it all more.
Everything I read in this book, literally every scene made me want to fan myself. But I also gotta say it wasn’t just smutty scenes, although let’s be fair there wouldn’t be anything wrong with it if it was just that. But the scenes also had emotion and love and just made my heart ache and burst.
All the extra and deleted scenes were delicious and the dirty talk was sexy as hell. I just love Jude & Tej and Stef & Jav so damn much. I don’t think I could ever get sick of reading about them. It’s just not possible. If you haven’t started the Venery series by Suanne Laqueur yet then I would highly suggest you do so as soon as possible because it’s one of my favorite series and I just can’t stop fangirling about it. Seriously go read it.
About the author:
A former professional dancer and teacher, Suanne Laqueur went from choreographing music to choreographing words. Her work has been described as “Therapy Fiction,” “Emotionally Intelligent Romance” and “Contemporary Train Wreck.”
Laqueur’s novel An Exaltation of Larks was the Grand Prize winner in the 2017 Writer’s Digest Awards. Her debut novel The Man I Love won a gold medal in the 2015 Readers’ Favorite Book Awards and was named Best Debut in the Feathered Quill Book Awards. Her follow-up novel, Give Me Your Answer True, was also a gold medal winner at the 2016 RFBA.
Laqueur graduated from Alfred University with a double major in dance and theater. She taught at the Carol Bierman School of Ballet Arts in Croton-on-Hudson for ten years. An avid reader, cook and gardener, she started her blog EatsReadsThinks in 2010.
Suanne lives in Westchester County, New York with her husband and two children.
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I have to admit this title made me laugh so much. It is a good pre-warning for what is in the book. I love that you got enjoy all of these deleted scenes and would love if more books or series did this.